Billionaires — they're just like us. They get bored easily. Except when they get bored they don't endlessly scroll on TikTok or attempt to give themselves bangs. Instead, they launch useless rebrands.
At least that's the best explanation I can offer for why Elon Musk decided to rebrand Twitter to "X," either in a nod to his son he originally named X Æ A-12, or to his other "son," SpaceX.
"It's an exceptionally rare thing – in life or in business – that you get a second chance to make another big impression," Linda Yaccarino, X's CEO tweeted (or I guess, xed), on Sunday. "Twitter made one massive impression and changed the way we communicate. Now, X will go further, transforming the global town square."
Linda, you truly sent shivers down my spine. I have never had bigger goose bumps in my life. Please do tell me more about this magical new universe.
"X will be the platform that can deliver, well….everything," she said. Everything? I would love it if X could deliver me a coffee right now. No wait, how about $1 billion?
As of writing this, the only noticeable change on the site is the iconic Twitter birdie has been replaced with an X. For those of us who have a tough time dealing with big changes, you can take a bit of comfort in knowing that X's main account is still @Twitter. That's because @X was already claimed by someone whose bio reads, "Very interesting times." I can only imagine the offer X is making them for their username.
But maybe X could really turn into the platform that can deliver, well….everything. But for the time being it looks like X is taking a page out of Meta's book.
Some background: Elon Musk shelled out $44 billion last October to buy Twitter. A series of controversial changes he put in place didn't exactly sit well with advertisers.
Since Musk took over, ad revenue declined by 50% and the company is now worth at least less than half of the sum for which he bought it for, by his own admission.
Musk hasn't given up. He continues to try to come up with new ways to get people to pay for a blue check mark like limiting the number of tweets/x's non-subscribers can view in a given day.
Along came Threads: Mark Zuckerberg, the master of launching a distraction rebrand when times are tough, seized the opportunity. When more users had just about had it with what was then Twitter, Zuckerberg fast-tracked the launch of Threads, Meta's not-so-subtle rival.
Threads was the talk of the town for a bit after it surpassed 100 million user sign-ups less than a week after it launched. Some even began to question whether Twitter's future was viable. Musk even got a little worried too and threatened to sue Meta.
So you can see why now was an opportune time for Musk to give cough, cough "the media" something else to talk about.
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